The Bay is my home,
Warped is my vacation,
And that f*cker right there?
He's about to eat my skateboard!

The passive aggressive punk at heart in charge of running the idea of a world full of peace, freedom and free cookies right through your heads with a pen.

Don't bully someone around me. You'll regret it. 

"We're running out of options here! Grab one of these aggressive cats and throw them!"

My mom insists that I'm a sweetheart.

I started a hundred stories but never finished them.