//Hello, and welcome to Hell.
//Here's your pitchfork, and a brochure.
//On your left is the giant solid Jade statue of our Lord and Savior, Satan. Some people call him the Devil or Lucifer, but we just call him Lucille for shits n' giggles.
On your left is the infinite hole of wisdom, which only an idiot would jump into. Sure, you might get unlimited wisdom, but you're also stuck falling for the rest of your eternal damnation so I wouldn't.
//Have fun, and don't feed the Gargoyles.