Tyrannus Basilton Pitch

You were great in the third book

Did you know that gay can legally be called a religion? I've been converting people all week.

You have 69 followers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Does Baz is gay or european?

  It seems people have been interested in asking me for my likes and dislikes, along with other random and strange questions.
            For only today, I might just allow people to ask them.
          
          This does not imply I'll answer. If your question is absolutely idiotic, I'll happily ignore it and answer something important or interesting.
          
          Much love,
          Me you twits.

Dinosaur Basil town throw. 

For some reason, I’d never thought to read the comments on your account. Now that I have, I’m remembering how beautifully savage Baz Pitch is. What a true gift you are.

Quote of the Morning From  Simon Snow:
          
          "Do vampires have birthdays?"
          
          I told him everything had some sort of birth or creation. He replied:
          
          "Well, happy birthday, you amazing fucking bloke. I love you."
          
          Honestly. He's basically a necrophiliac for this.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
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To this day my favorite meme is still "Mmm Whatcha Say". Watching Justin Bieber get shot to that song was truly the best thing to happen ever.

Quote of the day from Simon Snow:
          
          "You look dead today. More than usual, I mean."