"Hello there" *Gets up from sitting position* "How have you been freind that I have probably never seen in my entire life." *Starts to walk towards you but trips and almost fall but is in an awkward squatting  position* "Oh... how have you been friend" *Says that like nothing happened gets up dusts fake dust off shirt and hugs you* "Now lets get this out the way shall we.......................................





If you dont like pop-tarts and/or puppies ... -_- ... I DONT LIKE YOU VERY MUCH NO NO NO"