I'm fit

My gf just called me "sugar" AHFISWKWJJE I'M BLUSHING AND GIGGLING LIKE A CHILD AHHHH

I just found out my gf changed my account- I swear I didn't know I had a Gerard Way pfp until this morning.
          
          I'm gonna change it because I really don't need to be reminded of the man my girlfriend simps for every time I open this goddamn app

love the user name :) #begaydocrime

Okay if anyone judges me for this I'll cry so please don't.
          
          BUT-
          
          I was watching all the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies (except whatever that long haul shit was trying to be), and I was simping over Rodrick (as you do) and just as I had to pause the 2nd movie to take a simp moment, I yelled "WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH SO MANY EMO RAT BOYS WITH EYELINER" and you want to know who walked in?
          
          My brother.
          
          With his gf.
          
          AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY BROTHER ASKED?
          
          "Okay which one is it this time because I swear to God if you start yelling about your geesus again I will eat you in your sleep"
          
          Then he picked his gf up and walked to his room.

What is Mæth >:]

Damn I just tied my laces for the first time, after so many years of just shoving the laces into my shoes, Idk why but I'm proud of myself for that

I heard you can imitate a cow bestie

Scott!
          What Ray?
          I'm a banana!
          You're a what?
          I'm a banana!!!
          What happened to your clothes-?
          I'M A BANANA!!!!!!!!!!
          
          IMA BANANA
          IMA BANANA
          IMA BANANA
          LOOK AT ME MOVE, YAYA
          IMA BANANA
          IMA BANANA
          IMA BANANA
          LOOK AT ME MOVE, AH
          
          BANANA POWER
          BANANA POWER
          BANANA POWER
          POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POWER
          BANANA POWER
          BANANA POWER
          BANANA POWER
          LOOK AT ME MOVE
          
          UH OH BANANA TIME
          UH OH BANANA TIME
          UH OH BANANA TIME
          
          STOP!
          *makes random noises*
          STOP!!!!
          *more random noises*
          STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          CART, FART, SMART, DART, HEART, TART, CART, MART, CART, SMART, DART, FART, TART, FART, DART
          
          *weird noises*
          
          CHICKA
          CHICKA
          CHICKA
          I AM CHICKA CHICKY
          
          *weird noises*
          
          CHICKY! *weird noises*
          STOP!
          *breathes*
          LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
          LOOK AT
          LOOK AT ME
          LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
          LOOK AT ME MOVE
          
          IMA BANANA
          IMA BANANA
          IMA BANANA
          *howls*
          *explosions*

SpOoN

EMBARRASSING MOMENT-
          
          I was doing my homework, which I had already procrastinated on (lol), and as I was listening to music, I didn't hear my sister's bus, then someone rang the doorbell and I was wondering who tf it was, and the bus was literally parked right outside omgg, that was awkward