Diarrhea 

Kazoo music intensifies** 
          
          "You like my drip?"
          
          Tips disgusting fedora at you while grasping large nekopara body pillow**
          
          Kazoo grows louder** 
          
          (True story at my job today, ((minus the very sexy Kazoo)) but real none the less) 

Guess who shouldn't be trusted with the ability of free speech! And or literacy capabilities! This guy! (I'm just kidding but Jesus fucking Christ i need a new hobby ) 

Dude Wattpad is like a wasteland now, where did y'all go?! I miss seeing new fanfiction every week (or atleast good shit) 

Why dose Wattpad only put the books I've read only once in my "REVISIT THESE AWSOME STORIES" tab like I want to re-read those god awful things 

Anyone got any like "free manga " websites they recommend? And yes I'm literally asking for what you think I am. 

Give me some writing ideas im getting my smut thinking cap on right now I'm high and I'm in a "Artsy" mood same goes for my trusty dude onyx 

Can u make a Pitaya Dragon HC? I'm MADLY in love

Cum 

Observes your books intensely ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ