I'm totally new to this so please forgive me.

I have many talents, that involves eating as my main talent, followed by sleeping, talking, untangling my ear phones in the dark, you know, that stuff. I'm an interesting person, I swear. 

I got high marks in creative writing at school, so I'm going to put it to the test. If you like my stories, I'll know my teachers are truthful, and if you don't like them, I'll know my teachers pity me.

Oh and by the way, I just so happen to have pressed the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button. ;)