Beatmymeathoven

Its my birthday and Im officially back

Badbitxhmitsuki

@Beatmymeathoven HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SWEET AUTHOR CHANNNNN
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Sophie525439

Soooo, I lost my entire account. This is actually Beatmymeathoven, I am back from the dead. I'm officially back under a new name, I tried my hardest to re-log in but I was unsuccessful. If you see this please reply (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡

Beatmymeathoven

I'm going on  a full year hiatus from writing and most social media in general. Also you know that Webtoon I kept talking about but never actually gotten around to uploading it even though I had so many plans for it? Yeah I'm putting my full focus on that because I promised myself I would and didnt expect it to be so time-draining before I even put it up. So I am going to be taking things slow and am not going to really be active rn, Hope you understand

Badbitxhmitsuki

@Beatmymeathoven thats fine sweetheart, just dont overwork urself ok? All love from ur wattpad mama
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Beatmymeathoven

I just had a good writing idea so dont steal it im just writing it down, what if Marinette was chosen as the next holder of the miraclous and not ladybug? what if it was chole, I feel like it would be way better for her to be the miraculous guardian, it would be way better for character development because she would have to learn to not judge people by first appearances, also it just fits her more. I would actually make Chole Ladybug because being a superhero is something she always wanted to do and will help with her character  also.

Beatmymeathoven

Yes, I'm an idiot for starting ANOTHER fic when I already have too many to keep track of, but who's gonna stop me? NOBODY. I'll probably be filled with regret next week, but that is future me's problem. Current me is having a great time.

Beatmymeathoven

''what a horrible day'' you say to yourself dragging yourself to your room, why must school exist? Your so tired all the time and you just cant do it-and yes you do realize that is a stupid question when you already know you spend your entire night reading fanfiction.
          
          As you practically run to your bed and bundle up in some cozy blankets, you grab your phone off the charger. It was dead from last night so you couldn't bring it to school-well that will never happen again-you have watched way to many horror movies if you catch my drift.

Beatmymeathoven

As you hurriedly put your shoes on because isn't nobody trying to get expelled for someone thinking she's skipping class, better to stink to be than to be in more college dept. As she rushes out of her dormitory and down into the middle of the road she almost missess the truck heading right at her.
            
            Almost
            
            'Nah, truck-kun. You are not adding me to your hit list 'you say as you continue running to your college '' we are not y/n and this is not no reincarnated fanfiction, if it's not as Sakura Haruno I don't want it''
            
            'HOW DARE YOU'
            
            A mysterious voice calls out suddenly, the world slowly starts slowing down around us and we freeze midair, right in front of us Truck-kun appears and looks down at her with red gleaming eyes. ' How dare you refuse this blessing by the immortal god Truck-kun, just for that I wont send you as Sakura Haruno, maybe you can be her in 1000 years 
            
            ''No!''You cry out, anything but that! I want to squeeze Kakashi's bootycheeks, Play with Naruto, Make Sasuke fall in love with me then dump him after a week to have blackmail! ''you started wailing, crying for forgiveness'' 
            
            ''Hm, the puny mortal now understands that she is in the presence of a god, fine then. How about this, if you can make 10 y/ns fall in love with you, I will grant you your wish''
            
            Deal!
            
            you say with no hesitation, not realising what you signed yourself up for
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Beatmymeathoven

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You end of staying up to at least 7am reading it.
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            I mean it was so good, the dynamic between Y/n and Clementine is just so delicious, not only is it quite rare to see such a badass y/n , but there is not a single moment when they downplay her so she can be a damsel in distress! If that isn't all you can ask for in a fanfiction what is there to ask for? I mean just the plot itself has you on your toes, a land where all magical creatures are real seemed cliché at first, you originally thought it was gonna be that Y/n was some defenseless human who the prince of elves of some shit was gonna fall for and she gets kidnapped by some evil king but its just so- wow!
            
            ''Well , time to do my homework now, honestly who the hell just sits there monologuing the entire plot of the book they just read, This isn't a fanfiction.'' you say before scrolling to the top bar to check the time''9am!, what the fuck I have class in like 3mins. Nah, I'm not letting that shit slide, we bout to become a track star in this bitch''
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Beatmymeathoven

You make sure your extra long charger is plugged in an hop on Wattpad, you first check your notifications to make sure none of your main stories have updated yet before going back to your home page to browse, as you scroll past the paid stories because your broke-and the stories you just know are probably garbage because of there star rate, a fanfiction suddenly catches your eye.
            
            ''Hazel Iris huh, its got like 10.k reads, might be good. You look at the tags for a quick second just to make sure your not about to read some fanfiction for a fandom you don't like, you notice its a y/n fanfiction, while there aren't many good ones, y/n fanfictions have always been a guilty pressure of yours. ''Well this looks interesting, might as well read a quick fanfic before I start my homework right?''
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