STALKERS DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHO I AM. Okay, so... maybe a little bit. I'm a dude that loves his music. Like, seriously -- music is my life. So... that's one thing... Um... stuffs about me... 


AH! I know! I have an account on this site. Wait... you knew that, already, you say? Hm... STALKER! Maybe I shouldn't write about me on here... now that I know that there are STALKERS reading my thoughts...




What else? Uh... as you can see, I'm very much a conversationalist. I like to talk, ya know? But about pages are just so hard. I just don't want to give away too much info so that STALKERS don't have a reason to come and STALK me... Um... hm. How about I talk about my fantabulous hair? Because it IS fantabulous... well, I've got a faux hawk. And it's AWESOME. Very much awesome.




And now... I must do science homework... no. I will not. Yes. I will. No I will not. Yes. I will. GAH! This is hard.
  • STALKERS DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE.
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