In all honesty I suck at these types of things.

I try to keep it short and sweet but I end up going into my life story talking about the pet fish that died when I was eight.

So lets try this. My real name sounds like something out the lion king so just call me Kiki. I'm from a town that will mostly likely be the first to go during the apocalypse because of its small size.

I'm an animal, book, and music lover until I'm in a grave. Maybe even after I die I'll still be running around singing the lyrics to Teenagers by MCR even though my singing sounds like a baby pig have an asthma attack.

I'm 15 years old and I'm a "staggering" 5'1. I know I'm so intimidating. 

I hate bugs...well anything that crawls, wiggles, flies, twerks, two steps, dougies or any of that crap.
I love Psyche. Shawn Spencer is perfection. So obviously that show is my guilty pleasure.
Chocolate and me have been in a long term committed relationship and we're doing fine together. 

Anything else just ask.