Beautifully_Blonde

Hello everyone!
          	So I changed my novel 'A War Fit for a Lady' to a new book, it is the same time period, but it does follow a very different storyline. 
          	Please check it out!

Beautifully_Blonde

My name is fluffy,
          I'm 267 years old.
          I have 54 grandchildren 
          and 104 children.
          My best friends names are:
          Harold
          Marcius
          Cassidy Joans
          Arcus Farcus
          Tarquin
          Weinis
          Coral
          Alliyienna
          and
          Matt.
          
          I enjoy long walks on hot coals and eating snails dipped in hot sauce with a side of raspberry grape juice.
          I love the song 'Happy', 'Animals' and all Kpop songs.
          My favourite person in the world is Kim Jongin because he is really hot. Like so hot that he could light a match with his abs! 
          Sehun has the most beautiful booty. #SeBooty
          
          I was born before the world was created.
          God is my father.
          My favourite child's name is Dio.
          My least favourite child's name is Daryl.
          Daryl is stupid. He won't marry Carol.
          Like wtf Daryl! Marry her dammit!
          Nobody knows what it's like to love carol except for me.
          I love her for Daryl because he isn't smart enough to love her....
          Because he's an idiot.
          
          
          Thanks for listening to my life story Baez.
          
          
          Creds::// @kibbleselley

kibbleselley

@Beautifully_Blonde I remember this so well and this will go in my yearbook when we graduate
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