My name is fluffy,
I'm 267 years old.
I have 54 grandchildren
and 104 children.
My best friends names are:
Harold
Marcius
Cassidy Joans
Arcus Farcus
Tarquin
Weinis
Coral
Alliyienna
and
Matt.
I enjoy long walks on hot coals and eating snails dipped in hot sauce with a side of raspberry grape juice.
I love the song 'Happy', 'Animals' and all Kpop songs.
My favourite person in the world is Kim Jongin because he is really hot. Like so hot that he could light a match with his abs!
Sehun has the most beautiful booty. #SeBooty
I was born before the world was created.
God is my father.
My favourite child's name is Dio.
My least favourite child's name is Daryl.
Daryl is stupid. He won't marry Carol.
Like wtf Daryl! Marry her dammit!
Nobody knows what it's like to love carol except for me.
I love her for Daryl because he isn't smart enough to love her....
Because he's an idiot.
Thanks for listening to my life story Baez.
Creds::// @kibbleselley