Just out at night for a walk and this HUGE MF OWL CASUALLY FLIES DOWN MY STREET COMING WITHIN TWO YARDS OF LITTLE OLD ME ON THE SIDEWALK!! I almost ran screaming, thank GOD it didn’t rush me, it just flew down the road at eye level. The thing was bigger than a Thanksgiving turkey and its wings—my God! NEVER seen an owl in my neighborhood of 18 years and this is when? Anyone got an omen thesaurus or am I supposed to be taking this at face value: #Owlman