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*hits the woah*

OMG you are so cool

i would just like to say i love your account

I pulled a sixteen hour shift, most of it spent in a Tyvek. Went to take a leak and caught a whiff of my ball stank, almost knocked myself out.

What’s Gucci sis.

mere crimus losers. hope you have a sWeLL day *insert upside down smile emoji*

wHaT iF iT wAs YeW? *crazily blinks eyes and shakes camera*

[Hook]
          I'm addicted to flexin' on my old hoes old hoes
          Hand me downs, they ain't worth more than my old clothes
          I might fuck her but I keep that on the low low low
          Oh I keep that on the low low
          On the low low
          (I think I'm addicted to flexin' on my old hoes)
          (I think I'm addicted to flexin' on my old hoes)
          (I think I'm addicted to flexin' on my old hoes)
          (I think I'm addicted to flexin' on my old hoes)
          Hoes
          Flexin' on my old
          Hoes
          I'm addicted to em'
          
          [Verse 1]
          I... I flex on my ex every time that she text me
          I'm lookin' like hold up (yaaaaaa)
          I know im the shit but she say I ain't shit and my dick is... bitch shut up (yaaaaaa)
          I'm taking my new bitch places I took her she cannot afford
          Then I post it on Instagram stuntin' she tryna ignore it
          You mad or nah (yaaaaaa)
          I bought a new whip just in spite of that bitch she be catching the bus
          Seen her, pretend that I'm pickin' her up
          When I pulled up I gave her the finger and skuuurt (yaaaaaa)
          I bought her a gift didn't return it
          I took it right back from her
          I ain't gon neva gon get back with her unless she suck me like dracula
          Listen I'm telling you
          I, I see her in public and stunt on a bitch
          Do you see this coat?
          Why, why keep her around if she just gone drown and jump off the boat
          I lie, I sent her a text and told her I loved her and sent a reply
          Sike, she blow up my phone and won't leave me alone so
          (bitch bye yaaaaaa)
          
          [Hook]
          I'm addicted to flexin' on my old hoes old hoes
          Hand me downs, they ain't worth more than my old clothes
          I might fuck her but I keep that on the low low low
          Oh I keep that on the low low
          On the low low
          (I think I'm addicted to flexin' on my old hoes)

happy halloween or whateva

J-J-J-Johnny Test...)
          (J-J-J-Johnny Test...)
          
          Got a head of fiery hair, and a turbo-charged backpack (Johnny Test)
          His genius sisters use him like a lab rat (Johnny Test)
          A neat freak dad at home, a super-busy mom (Johnny Test)
          The boy's best friend is a talking dog
          
          Three extreme teens and an air-breathing shark
          Mega-action, game controller, skating in the park
          Pherome booster Bling-Bling, what do we make of this?
          Johnny Test
          Johnny Test
          This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test
          (What do we make of)
          Johnny Test
          Johnny Test
          This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test