Someone with way to many Celebrity/Fictional crushes

LOL THE LATEST AGATHA ALL ALONG EPISODE WAS SO SERIOUS AND IT ENDED ON A BILLIE EILISH SONG AND NO OFFENSE TO BILLIE I LOVE HER BUT I COULDN'T TAKE IT SERIOUS I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND IT'S 1AM

Me at normal hours: School is meaningless, health is meaningless, cleanliness is meaningless
          Me at 3am: I'M GONNA CLEAN MY ENTIRE HOUSE, I'M GONNA MEAL PLAN FOR THE NEXT MONTH, I'M GONNA GET OVER MY CRUSH, I'M GONNA DO ALL MY SCHOOL, I'M GONNA EAT HEALTHY, I'M GONNA WORK OUT

Me to my friends: What up bbg let me buy you something nice wanna hang out I love you <3
          Me to my crush: I'll have a friend streak with them on Duolingo, yes, that's flirting.

DO I EVEN HAVE A FICTIONAL TYPE, BECAUSE IT CAN GO FROM ADORABLE AND INNOCENT TO MYSTERIOUS AND REBELIOUS TO A PSYCHOTIC MURDERER

IF BYLER ISN'T REAL IN SEASON FIVE I SWEAR I WILL THROW THE SHOW IN THE TRASH AND MAKE BYLER CONTENT TILL THE DAY I DIE

Headcanon: Eddie Munson totally listened to I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Maneskin while thinking about Steve Harrington. And Steve Harrington totally listened to Pretty Boy by Naethan Apollo while thinking about Eddie Munson.

Y'ALL MY MOM HAD WATTPAD IN 2011 SHE MUST HAVE HAD NO CLUE WHAT IT WAS OH MY GOSH IM SCREAMING

Y'all, if I never talk on here again, it might be one, I kind of forgot it existed. No offense to any of my friends on here if I even have any still, I've neglected y'all so much. Or two, I failed all my classes, my mom took away my computer and I had to delete all incriminating evidence on here, wattpad, discord, quotev, twitch, damn near everything. So idk, love y'all, message me if you still wanna be my friend after how long I've been inactive, if you even remember who I am... Anyway, I'll try to at least be good enough at school to not get my computer taken away, I mean worst case scenario it's taken away for the summer cause I'd need it for next school year, right? idk

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS I NEED HEARTSTOPPER 6 TO COME OUT LIKE RIGHT NOW ITS GONNA TAKE AGES BECAUSE 5 ONLY JUST CAME OUT IN DECEMBER OH MY GOSH UGH I'M GONNA DIE FROM WAITING I NEED THE GAYS AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED THEM TO BE ALL CUTE AND FLUFFY YET ALSO COVERING DEEP TOPICS I NEED IT SO BADLY

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!! HOPE Y'ALL HAVE HAD A GREAT DAY OR IF NOT THEN I HOPE IT GETS BETTER!! JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD!!