Someone with way to many Celebrity/Fictional crushes

I swear I have the rarest rarepair. I checked AO3 and theres ONE count it ONE fic of them in it and it's way to crazy for me to read it (I might just do it) And there's only like 2 on Wattpad T-T

SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR THE ODYSSEY/EPIC THE MUSICAL
          
          Eurylochus: If you want all the power you must carry all the blame! 
          *Eurylochus when he's taking the blame for the power he used* :O

Everyone probably forgot about me, and tbh I've forgotten about wattpad. I'm thinking about deleting my account. I don't really do anything on here anymore. Even if I have been on here for almost three years, this past year all I do is sh*tpost on my conversation things.

If I was only allowed to hate one thing about supernatural. (It's a great show I love it so far) Then it would be Season 8 Episode 16 "Remeber the Titans" Where they made Artemis SO ooc like, she fell for a man??? For Prometheus?? Like she vowed chastity when she was like BORN or at a very young age, i dont remember. Also she missed her shot on her bow?? And she willingly took orders from Zeus?? I mean I know Zeus would do anything for his daughter but idk about the other way around. But also THERE'S NO FRICKEN WAY SHE'D FALL FOR A MAN LIKE THAT WTF

"These are two of my many fictional children" I say as I point to a man in his 30's and another man that's 6'4.

LOL THE LATEST AGATHA ALL ALONG EPISODE WAS SO SERIOUS AND IT ENDED ON A BILLIE EILISH SONG AND NO OFFENSE TO BILLIE I LOVE HER BUT I COULDN'T TAKE IT SERIOUS I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND IT'S 1AM

Me at normal hours: School is meaningless, health is meaningless, cleanliness is meaningless
          Me at 3am: I'M GONNA CLEAN MY ENTIRE HOUSE, I'M GONNA MEAL PLAN FOR THE NEXT MONTH, I'M GONNA GET OVER MY CRUSH, I'M GONNA DO ALL MY SCHOOL, I'M GONNA EAT HEALTHY, I'M GONNA WORK OUT

Me to my friends: What up bbg let me buy you something nice wanna hang out I love you <3
          Me to my crush: I'll have a friend streak with them on Duolingo, yes, that's flirting.

DO I EVEN HAVE A FICTIONAL TYPE, BECAUSE IT CAN GO FROM ADORABLE AND INNOCENT TO MYSTERIOUS AND REBELIOUS TO A PSYCHOTIC MURDERER

IF BYLER ISN'T REAL IN SEASON FIVE I SWEAR I WILL THROW THE SHOW IN THE TRASH AND MAKE BYLER CONTENT TILL THE DAY I DIE