Hello people!
I am too lazy to even finish posting my NaNo story (it really, really sucks, too, so I'm not sure if I want too many people to read it), so don't expect too much from me. Except when I NaNoWriMo over the summer - that might not suck quite as much, so I'll probably actually post all of it.
I most write Harry Potter fanfiction (I don't post my original stories much), but I post those on fanfiction.net (if you're interested, my username is the same. Most of my stuff is pretty dark Death Eater humor, though, so be warned). I like reading stuff on Wattpad, however - stories written by my peers tend to get my muse going.
Ooooh more space..... what to do with it....
Slinky escalator endless fun....
Random Quote Time!!
I want to die like my grandfather did; in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.
When I'm at death's door, I'm going to ring the bell and run like mad.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Never judge a book by its movie.
................. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.
It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid and say the exact opposite...
I used to have a handle on life.... then it broke.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
Reality is more fun when you make it up.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
I will leave you now to heavily question my sanity in peace.