Normal girls want to marry Princes, we want to marry killers
Normal girls play dress up, we cosplay
Normal girls eat ice-cream when depressed, we eat cheesecake
Normal girls wouldn't ever go into the woods at night, we go searching for Slenderman
Normal girls freak out over a broken nail, we freak out over a broken knife
Normal girls wear bows, we wear beanies
Normal girls say weird, we say cool
Normal girls ask why did you do that?, we say you shouldn't have done that
Normal girls say go to hell, we say go to sleep
Normal girls say Link, we say BEN Drowned
Normal girls think Jeff is ugly, we think he's beautiful
Normal girls say cannibal, we say Eyeless Jack
Normal girls say go die in a hole, we say you've met with a terrible fate
Normal girls fangirl over boy bands, we fangirl over psycho killers

Normal people: STOP BEING A SCARETY CAT
CREEPYPASTA FANS: STOP BEING A SCARETY GRINNY
NORMAL PEOPLE: STOP BEING SCARY
CREEPYPASTA FANS: STOP BEING THE F**KING RAKE
NORMAL PEOPLE: FOR PETE'S SAKE!
CREEPYPASTA FANS: FOR ZALGO'S SAKE!
NORMAL PEOPLE: SHUT UP!
CREEPYPASTA FANS: STOP BEING A TOBY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Scream HELP when being chased.
CREEPYPASTA FANS: Scream JEFF! WHERE THE H**L ARE YOU?!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Just turn off the game if it glitches.
CREEPYPASTA FANS: Tell BEN to stop f**king around with the game.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Organs are so gross!
CREEPYPASTA FANS: Jack! I got a kidney for you!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Can you please stop giving orders?
CREEPYPASTA FANS: Stahp being a Slendy! Please! I beg YOU!