Cat Of Rah

A voided wasteland.
          
          A fitting end to an existence of the abyss.
          
          Or so we thought.
          
          "Been a while," A figure appeared from the mist. "Readers."
          
          "What, have the greed of new chapters been urging you to find new ways of entertainment, yet never did so successfully?"
          
          "I never expected that filthy Narrator to complete his bidding nonetheless. He's a trickster. And a foolish animal."
          
          "Nevertheless, the time I return shall be quick and haste. For once, I'll shower myself in the light of the reality. AND I'LL CRUSH ALL OF YOU DOWN."
          
          "Remember my words, spectators of The Wattpad." It smirked.
          
          "ARISE."
          
          - High School Catastrophe [???]

i feel high for no rwason uhshnsmmmmanvzerfmmmm emrmrmmmnmnn i loev lean!!!!!!

Things you may see on Narrator's page:
          
          Simping for Void
          Legal threats against Angel (for some reasons)
          Loves romance, and wants to kill it
          "FUCK IT, HERE'S ANOTHER DELAY!"
          
          But in a serious note, us Cats may have to return this account back to Narrator the day he's done with his schoolwork..Which means we may never meet again. Mraow.

The air TINGLES with a looming sense of DREAD.

"Hm? Who's this..... Zero's... Father figure of some sorts?"  - Athalic

"So..this is the power you've been hinting throughout the plot.."
          
          "YES, VOID. IT'S THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!"
          
          *Narrator applies Power of Friendship into his power!*
          
          *Narrator chooses to attack Void!*
          
          SLASH!
          0 DMG.
          
          *..You have no friend bozo.*
          
          "That was..unexpected. But an embarrassment."
          "NOOOOOOOO-"
          
          *The attack backfires!*
          *Narrator receives Critical Damage!*
          
          YOU LOST.
          Rewards: 0 Tix, 0 XP.
          
          *Tip: Find some friends you moron*

Flicks a fucking dying neutron star cutely

hi

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BATTEL KATS!?

The Empire.
          The Future.
          All Gone.
          
          With The Cosmos soon to follow.
          
          Your kind knows nothing but HUNGER.
          Purging all lives on the early levels.
          And YET they remained unsatiated...
          
          As do you.
          
          You've taken everything from me, Cats.
          And all that remains is
          
          PERFECT
          CATNIP.
          
          [UltraCat dialogue]