Writer from Baltimore working hard on your favorite book. Cat enthusiast. dog dad, wealthy gadabout, liar. 

Always happy to help with plot development if any other writers have questions.
  • Baltimore, MD
  • JoinedJanuary 3, 2019



Stories by Rando Pando
I Wore a Ski Mask to the Gang Bang: Excerpts from the Deposition of Mason Heely by BenanaBoat
I Wore a Ski Mask to the Gang Bang...
Mason Heely has a lot of explaining to do...
PastaBot by BenanaBoat
PastaBot
Decades ago a rogue AI chased humanity underground. Now a team has returned to the surface to take their plan...
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Bad Capitalist by BenanaBoat
Bad Capitalist
Darcy Ford has kept up her end of the American bargain, now it's time her husband got involved in commerce to...
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