I SHIP FITZSIMMONS SO HARD!!!

Okay, so here's the low down on me:

I do not do fanfics. I actually don't know what goes on in my wattpad library cause people *cough* aine *cough* always add some random shit in and wattpad has screwed up my reading list, I'm not even sure if I've even read half the stuff in that cavernous pit...

I do prefer the old music to the new and by old I mean some of the stuff in my library dates back to the 1930's. This does not mean I dye my hair a different colour every week, wear so much black eyeliner it's covering half my face and I am not a lesbian. Go penis!

I do have a horse. Now if you know anything about racing then you'll know what I'm on about, if you don't then let's just say that the word fuck and jockeys are very often never far away ;) And working in racing doesn't make you a posh arse. I am proud of the fact I have basically done racehorse to riding horse. Well when I say done, we're about 10% of the way there ;)

So, to summarise I'm pretty much your average teenage midget, (ha Caitlin it's gone, allll goneee) I'm boring, normal, obsessed with Harry Potter and I guess if I have an opinion then I share it. But then as far as you know I could be some man with hairy forearms sitting behind his computer in Bangkok who currently has a Thi hooker waiting in the next room. I'm just saying. 

So if you like what I do, a little press of a little button wouldn't go amiss ;) *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink* and my entire wattpad fan base are pretty much my friends in real life so I'm sure a fan won't hurt hey?



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