BerryEspresso
Hi.
I dont know what else to say
Im just here to tease my friends and write
BerryEspresso
BerryEspresso
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Holy shit I don’t make statuses anymore.
Hello there my children uwu
FaronTerry
This person here is amazing and so very creative and talented! Show them a lot of love because thats how amazing they are!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
BerryEspresso
So I said I wanted to go by She/They
I dont like She/Her pronouns anymore..They make me uncomfortable
So um..They/Them for now on
Yes Im Non-Binary, thank you for listening
BerryEspresso
Im not really active here anymore but I will attempt to be
But one thing I ask of ya’ll..Could you refer to me as She/They pronouns please? I feel more comfortable with those pronouns and I just wanted go come on here and let you guys know
I promise ya’ll I will try and start writing again
BerryEspresso
Dang, I cant believe its been 4 years since I joined Wattpad. This app has brought me a lot the friends I have today!
I still gotta write some more but thank you guys so much for an amazing 4 years on this app!❤️
FaronTerry
@sydpeep This is VERY late but still I'm so glad to be you're friend and happy (late) 4th anniversary!❤
BerryEspresso
HEY GUYSSSS!!
So I just wanna let you know, I will still be writing Street Baker..I just lost motivation to write it for some time but I will try to get back on it
As well as a new book! Keep the look out for that
BerryEspresso
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I LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
@SucculentFries IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!! HE STOLE ALL MY FUCKING EGGPLANTS!!! SO IM MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY WATTPAD.COM
FRIES, YOUR PEEWEE IS THE SIZE OF A WALNUT BUT SMALLER!!
Jk Fries is my homie, love ya dude (No romo fam)
Emeraldnumbah1
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i'm shrek
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What the fuck are you doing in my fucking swamp you little farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your anus, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your fucking life. It's fucking ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare asscheeks. Not only am I shrextensively trained in onionade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Godmothers Factory and I will use it to its full shrextent to wipe your miserable little ass of of the face of mah swamp, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Rumpelstiltskin. I will shrek fury all ogre you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Pinocchio.
jk this is a copypasta
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BerryEspresso
Thank you all for your patience
Chapter 2 is finally done, chapter 3 will be on the way