A kid, a husband, two super dumb cats and some other less important stuff.

Enjoy:
Video games
Comics
Internet Cat Videos
Swearing (although I have a toddler, so I mostly spell them these days. It really disrupts the rhythm of a conversation when you have to stop every three seconds to spell out f-u-uknowtherest. All worth it though. I'm gonna have one really clean-talking kid one day, or a great speller. Not sure.)
Fake eyelashes
Toquitos
Lindor Truffles (You know, 'the lindt balls')
n some other stuff. 

Will continue with this list as I am inspired to do so.