Hey I'm Dick and I really like foxes. I don't write much. I will be your friend though, I'm really nice.

I am:

*Male
*Pansexual
*Friendly
*A legal midget
*Pretty much blind
*Huggable
*Chubby
*Caucasian

Leave if you:

*Are a homophobe
*Are Transphobic
*Hate black people
*Are racist
*Are a hater
*Bully people because of their weight

Taken by my wonderful boyfriend, @Queepi .

"This is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky. The wolf that keeps it may prosper, but the wolf that breaks it will die. Like the creeper that girdles the tree trunk, the law runneth over the pack. For the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack."

That is all.

I also like the booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)