dear diary,
today i just took a massive bowel movement a.k.a. doo-doo after i ate 2 bowls of buldak ramen that stimulated my bowel and caused a large amount of excrement over 3hrs while i sat on the toilet.
did you know? while i was pushing out my doo-doo, i began pondering: "what's the point of eating? if the food i ate is just gonna digest into nothingness. imagine 40mins of your hardwork by chewing it, just for it turn into a turd." like omg, my hardwork goes to waste.
~your besto friendo, arabelle-chan!