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Hey there citizens of Dildolandia! It's been a few months hasn't it? Sad to say, but over the course of this summer, a lot has happened for us authors. Let's play 2 truths and 2 lies! (guess which ones are the truth!) 
          One of us had brain surgery and has been resting in recovery since. 
          One of us tried to sewer-slide and ended up in grippy sock jail, 
          The third was in a horrible car crash that ended with 7 funerals,
          And lastly, our fourth has had family moving across the states and lots of work. 
          But we all persevered and we're back and ready to get more Emily content out for you guys! We are going to continue to post the rest of book 1 for you guys and will prepare to get Book 2 up and ready! Stay tuned!
          - The authors <3
          
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Hello loyal citizens of Dildolandia! Sorry for not updating on Friday the 24th! We have been working hard to finish the first in the series! 
          We hope you have been enjoying TAOPE story so far! We are trying are best to complete the next couple of chapters and prepare what we have in store for you guys! 
          Look forward to Emily and her adventures, and meeting new characters! 
          (please make sure your following us so you can stay tuned!) 
          - the authors ✍️

Hello loyal citizens of Dildolandia! Sorry for not updating on Friday the 10th! We have been working hard to finish the first in the series! 
          All of us have been grinding to finish up school and prepping for exams, so we’ve had to put a hold on Emily and the gang a couple of times. But we promise things are getting good! 
          Look forward to Emily and her adventures, and meeting new characters! 
          (The next updates will be sooner than you expect!) 
          - the authors ✍️