BetterThanBjerg

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PogChamp is that a Cmdeguzzi ??? Vaguely.
          	
          	Just letting yall know that I'm releasing my other account ( @turntechToreador ) into the wild if any of you wanna follow me around on that adventure.
          	
          	It's not looking like I'll have any league shit up anytime soon but if nyall just really like my writing/ wanna see me make a fool of myself by attempting to be all poetic or smth then yeah that's the place to go
          	
          	Cya for another 100 years
          	
          	I still love u guys lol
          	
          	-Cmd

BetterThanBjerg

this message may be offensive
PogChamp is that a Cmdeguzzi ??? Vaguely.
          
          Just letting yall know that I'm releasing my other account ( @turntechToreador ) into the wild if any of you wanna follow me around on that adventure.
          
          It's not looking like I'll have any league shit up anytime soon but if nyall just really like my writing/ wanna see me make a fool of myself by attempting to be all poetic or smth then yeah that's the place to go
          
          Cya for another 100 years
          
          I still love u guys lol
          
          -Cmd

BetterThanBjerg

Okay friendos here's my official statement:
          
          From now on, I'll be withdrawing from BetterThanBjerg for a multitude of reasons, the biggest one being I'm not too into the LCS scene anymore and can't contribute any up to date content (and yes that means Trust Me isn't going to be updated).
          
          However, I'm not going to quit writing completely. Currently, I'm putting up stuff occasionally on another account of mine that will unfortunately stay a secret for now. Imeanlike if you're not close enough to me to know what acc that is then do you really deserve it??
          
          Haha jk it's just that idk if you guys would really enjoy that stuff and I don't want you to follow just bc it's me or whatever.
          
          So yeah, I'm sorry if I disappointed anyone. You've all been really great to me, and I'm glad I met the people I did while this lasted. Thank you all so much.
          
          Mostly, I'm sorry Ris that I have to drop out. This was really a great experience and without you I never would've found out how much I love writing.
          
          Again thank you all so much and I love everyone that's enjoyed anything I put out here.
          
          -Cmdeguzzi

Prevalentt

@BetterThanBjerg *cries tears of pure salt*
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BetterThanBjerg

So, I was looking at this for the first time in however long it's been and I wanted to say sorry for the disappearance and stuff and maybe I'll come back to write here but it's unlikely, it's not my scene b/c it's awkward with some of the people I know and talk to but yeah. I hope that everyone is doing well. Love you all <3
          -Carissa

SleepingPupper

Why has nobody put a when jack isn't home segment in their c9 fanfictions I am highly disappointed in the memers

SleepingPupper

But meteos the betrayer tromboned b4
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BetterThanBjerg

@DerpyHuskie trombones are too dangerous for any household 
            
            Have you seen those shits you can knock someone out with those slides like damn
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