ejaculate & evacuate

So did you leave this acc   

HEWO!

So please make my dream come trueee

Hiii new follower. Can I request a story? Its about craig being captured by the other side, then jp and kelsey asked an alliance with everyone Craig knows especially the guard that was been wearing a hoodie all the time, and ThebOther King made Craig into one of his loyal servants. Thnnkkss ♡♡♡☆

yes i will be back here for awhile on this account ❤️

So,, turns out my partner for wattpad probably isn’t gonna be on this account anytime soon,, heh,, also sorry for how long i was gone!! I’ll try to get some requests done today and this weekend !! Thanks for 3k by the way!!  Love u all 

HAMILTON CAN SUCK MY DAMN DICK. ok if there's one thing i HATE, it's when there are crusty ass MUSICAL related things on the recommended. i hate musicals. i hate hamilton, be more chill, dear evan hanson, just nO. musicals are shit. 
           
          thanks for cummin to my TED talk. 
          
          -ejaculate

i swear to god if i see anymore detroit become human oneshots in the suggested i'm gonna go eat a table. i don't play the game nor will i ever. and evacuate doesn't play it either so why the hell is it there? goddamn crust  -ejaculate

hey guys  ejaculate here, and uh. well idk what to say but sorry. sorry for the long ass hiatus that me and evacuate have been on. with school and my main wattpad account im always on, i haven't really been on this one. well, im gonna change that. from now on i'll try to update at LEAST once a week. you already know our instagram, @bffsofthecreek. if you need to talk to just one of us, here's our mains.
          
          ejaculate (me): @jinger.juice
          
          evacuate: @drawjuice (not her main, but idk if she wanted me to put her main on here lol, i'll ask later)
          
          and to all of you who read our book, tysm!!! we love all the votes and reads and comments we've been receiving! 
          
          goodbye for now, imma go update 
          
          -ejaculate 

I LOVE YOUR BOOK OF ONESHOTS it has to be my favorite book of all time bravo! Please never stop updating 
          
          ~ nayla, an elder of the creek...literally~