OH SHITSHITSHIT
SO I WAS LAYING IN BED THEN I HEARD ‘pia pia pia’ AND I THOUGHT IT WAS TAPPING ON MY WINDOW SO I GOT SCARED AND LOOKED UP AT THE CEILING THERE WAS A BUG ABOUT THE WIDTH OF MY WRIST PALM UP JUMPING ON THE CEILING AND ABSOLUTELY DEFYING GRAVITY
SO I YELLED WHAT THE F U C C C C AND BOLTED DOWNSTAIRS I AM SO SCARED HELP ME HELP ME HELPHELPHELP