one morning, after a hard night of chugging fireball and pink Whitney out of a dirty Yeezy I confiscated from a power line, I woke up to find my balls had inflated and adopted a sickly blue shade. I was not alarmed to see this, in fact I was overjoyed. I had finally graduated from the norm, and now... my ballsack wasn't like the rest.
my balls are filled with gatorade
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