Eat rocks peasant

I think I’m a unicorn

Happy new years to anyone who shares my Timezone loves!!

Gays I have like new
          
          So like I may change my name (probably not irl but like my preferred name yk)
          
          Because like I don’t think m current name suits me and that

So I was just randomly thinking abt this but when I was doing my sats when we got back our results the teacher said we couldn’t be disappointed in ourselves because it ‘might make others feel bad if they got a lower score’ like hoe shut uppp THEN the motherfucker yelled at me for sighing at my results like DUDE?

someone should make a kids show where each episode centres around  these lil gnomes that like work cars and stuff, so like one episode is titles like cars and it’s all the lil gnomes making the car work, and like their singing for the radio and powering the engine and all that.

Just started uncontrollably ticking in the middle of Burger King send help

My story I found from one of my nine year old notebooks;
          
          ‘The sun set upon the distant horizon as I walked along uneven dirt roads. Sillouhetted trees watched me as I trudged through the thick air. I peered out at the sun, not caring about my eyes burning- I had nothing left to lose anyway. Streaks of different hues painted the sunset like a canvas already filled with colour. As the sun set I came to a realisation; I had to rest relatively soon if I wanted to have energy for tomorrow. I looked around, just in the forest, barely breaking the tree line, was a small pond, surrounded by a thin clearing. I walked closer, once reaching the clearing, I set down my bag, peering into the sapphire lake. Leaves disrupted the formerly smooth surface as they dipped through the air. Distant rustling made em turn, startled. My vision guided me to stand at the foot of a tree, peering up through the leaves into the star- spotted sky.’

Bro I really want one of those massive wattpad families with the 40 sisters and like 5000 grandmas and shit

But whatever love you guys <3

It’s the 1st December for me, what the fuck where did January go