William

If any of my old friends on here are still here feel free to reach out. If you have Instagram or smth I’d like to be able to get back in touch with some of the old gang.

I apparently hit 90 follows which is pretty swag

Im back. I have been on and off the app mostly just for a couple authors or friends but a lot of people are leaving Wattpad. It’s no longer in its prime like when I joined 3 years ago. I figured if I became more active I could find others who are more active instead of the occasional response to an old comment or trying to figure out if my friends dead or not. So yeah. A quick 2022 update even though it’s been a month since New Years. 

So uh… things have arisen and to keep my safety on apps like tumble, discord, and Wattpad I often have to delete them. I’m not technically supposed to have any of them and since anybody can go through my phone as they please it’s easier to delete them. The problem with that is that only discord saves my password. Both tumblr and Wattpad I have to log into over and over again. Since Wattpad isn’t as popping as it once was and I’ve slowly sank into the abyss that is being unknown since I haven’t written a fic to put myself out there in ages I don’t have many reasons to be on. So to save space I don’t often have Wattpad downloaded. This isn’t me saying I’m getting off Wattpad it’s just me simply saying “hey if you message me or @ me and I am just not responding it’s because I’m off the app rn.” I check the website often just to see if I have notifications but since the website kinda sucks on iPhone (at least in my opinion) I just use it to see what notifications I have and how important they are. So yeah. A meaningless rant to 92 people who most likely won’t respond or read. Just though I should put this out there in the event somebody does read it.

https://www.wattpad.com/story/280911593?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=postToProfile&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_story_details&wp_uname=-Author-Senpai-&wp_originator=rD4Nw7v7957rU%2BEAoDpcemiroT%2B4vkTFD5rUarQc8tuu1NVR9mKS0tgD6q7E4kAVuVYGBKSCb7Xurwgk1OGWHnZxF8maXKOqLLlbCbWXnC6%2Bzxty%2FbzrLQ0aMaEXU8Jp

Now time for your irregularly scheduled shameless self promotion. Do you want advice that you probably shouldn’t follow? Do you want to hear rants and chats you could care less about? Have you ever wanted to read a podcast? Then look no further than Crow Chronicles! Crow Chronicles is written by yours truly and contains all of the above and more. And you can bet your bottom dollar it’s on no schedule at a l l. So read my introductory chapter and buckle up because I have a new chapter in the works that will (hopefully) be up sometime in the next 3-5 hours!

Nobody’s going to care about this but I’m starting a new series nobody asked for. It’ll be a sort of guide if you will of my life and things I’ve learned. I’ve become an internet father of 8 and I figured “hey some dads become authors and write about how their kids changed their life” and while my kids have changed my life that’s a over used topic so I’m writing things I’ve learned in the course of my limited years on this planet and I’m going to be sharing them in hope that some of these absurd things will help somebody else. Once again I don’t expect many people to read but I am mostly doing this to vent in a way that may help others and let others know what’s going on. 

I’m a wine dad and I won’t (will) elaborate.

Hey Siri what do I do if I have accidentally become a pirate?

Good omens 2 wooo 
          
          Lets hope its gayer than before
          
          Also I love how it’s announced during pride month