It's me. Fat Albert. Your childhood crush. 

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Hey guys. I love to read horror, romance, and fanfic. Got anything? Send my way bbg 🫦 especially them fanfics 



I LOVE bbq's, pizza, oysters, chocolate, chicken, koolaid. 



FAT GIRL CLUB ✨✨✨ 

(It's all the bbq) 



My age is non ya buiz 



Fat Albert is my spirit animal 



If u racist get outta my face 

*intense nail clicking* 



Momma didn't raise no b

Get down on yo knees 

And kiss my ass with no sass 

- me 2025 fucc dem haters 



Tmi but, CONFESSION 

THICC BLACK DUDES- change my mind. You can't. 



 NAH NAH NAH GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIIIIME