BigZoomba

@BigZoomba try not to go overboard with that mindset, we don't want another me ;-;

@BitterSmatter u should donesticate them and make an army

I got a whole ant colony in my room Brodie. Got all over my clothes. I think it’s time to eradicate all ants

@xX_Duurp_Xx genuinely more upset about it than the local wildfire

@BigZoomba literally 1984

@BigZoomba (゜ロ゜)

@xX_Duurp_Xx i know right? rlly missed out on some lore with that one

@BigZoomba aww...

@BigZoomba Shoulda taken it with you, that's what I'd do

Fly High Pal... 

@BigZoomba Bro i think that means you gonna die or smth

@xX_Duurp_Xx if fucking only

"Single moms want you" ahh post

@BigZoomba enjoy your hibernation, guy

@ BigZoomba  dude in my last year of high school i researched everything in the last 3 days and studied it in 1 day, i went to sleep at 5 am and woke up at 8 am, did the final exam, got 76/100 on my diploma lmao

@BigZoomba
            
            Unfortunately, I am
            My own dog, my own fur companion
            My own old lady on a forum
            Who types in glittery decorum
            Unfortunately, I take
            Myself out walking every day and
            I hand my legs to the feet and
            I give my head to the leash
            Every other day, I'm wondering
            "What's a human being gotta be like?
            What's a way to just be competent?"
            These sweet instincts ruin my life
            Every other day, I'm wondering
            "Was it a mistake to try and define
            What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
            These sweet instincts ruin my life
            I can't smell well, or tell the time
            Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
            For human, grossly underqualified
            For canine, grossly overqualified
            I don't blend in at PetSmart
            And that truth remains at the Walmart
            'Cause in either case, they say to me
            "What the fuck is lost in aisle three?"
            Every other day, I'm wondering
            "What's a human being gotta be like?
            What's a way to just be competent?"
            These sweet instincts ruin my life
            Every other day, I'm wondering
            "Was it a mistake to try and define
            What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
            These sweet instincts ruin my life
            Just watch me, moving far away
            Nobody even knows my name, and
            No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
            Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
            Just look at Victor in LA
            And Syd with the "Y" at U of A
            And all the majors at the labels
            Rebooting soon as I am able
            Every other day, I'm wondering
            "What's a human being gotta be like?
            What's a way to just be competent?"
            These sweet instincts ruin my life
            Every other day, I'm wondering
            "Was it a mistake to try and define
            What I'm certain's mad incompetence?"
            These sweet instincts ruin my life
            Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
            Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
            Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
            These sweet instincts ruin my life
            Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
            Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da
            Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
            These sweet instincts ruin my life
            Attention, passengers, we've now reached our destination
            We hope you enjoyed the flight, now have a nice day

@BigZoomba been there, done that