@BigZoomba
my house didnt burn down. Got a little close tho
@xX_Duurp_Xx i know right? rlly missed out on some lore with that one
@BigZoomba aww...
oh boy do i love having to evacuate my home from a wildfire
if my laptop gets burned down imma be hella pissed
@BigZoomba Shoulda taken it with you, that's what I'd do
next chapter delayed i slept on my arm funny and now it hurts like a motherfucker
Fly High Pal...
@BigZoomba Bro i think that means you gonna die or smth
AGHHH I FUCKING HATE SUMMER WHY IS IT SO FUCKKNG HOT ALL THE TIME
OK I GET IT I WONT CLICK ON SUSPICIOUS LINKS CAN U FUCK OFF
@xX_Duurp_Xx if fucking only
"Single moms want you" ahh post
holy fuck im done with all my shit. time to gather nuts and hibernate for a month.
i feel like this should very common sense but if youre a dumbass like me, dont try to do an entire semester's worth of schoolwork in 24hrs. not fun.
yeah i wasnt lying when i said im a serial procrastinator.
@BigZoomba enjoy your hibernation, guy
@ BigZoomba dude in my last year of high school i researched everything in the last 3 days and studied it in 1 day, i went to sleep at 5 am and woke up at 8 am, did the final exam, got 76/100 on my diploma lmao
for the first time in my life im regretting my procrastination
@BigZoomba Unfortunately, I am My own dog, my own fur companion My own old lady on a forum Who types in glittery decorum Unfortunately, I take Myself out walking every day and I hand my legs to the feet and I give my head to the leash Every other day, I'm wondering "What's a human being gotta be like? What's a way to just be competent?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Every other day, I'm wondering "Was it a mistake to try and define What I'm certain's mad incompetence?" These sweet instincts ruin my life I can't smell well, or tell the time Not K through 8, nor K dash 9 For human, grossly underqualified For canine, grossly overqualified I don't blend in at PetSmart And that truth remains at the Walmart 'Cause in either case, they say to me "What the fuck is lost in aisle three?" Every other day, I'm wondering "What's a human being gotta be like? What's a way to just be competent?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Every other day, I'm wondering "Was it a mistake to try and define What I'm certain's mad incompetence?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Just watch me, moving far away Nobody even knows my name, and No one suspects that I'm not fine, and Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein Just look at Victor in LA And Syd with the "Y" at U of A And all the majors at the labels Rebooting soon as I am able Every other day, I'm wondering "What's a human being gotta be like? What's a way to just be competent?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Every other day, I'm wondering "Was it a mistake to try and define What I'm certain's mad incompetence?" These sweet instincts ruin my life Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da These sweet instincts ruin my life Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da These sweet instincts ruin my life Attention, passengers, we've now reached our destination We hope you enjoyed the flight, now have a nice day
@BigZoomba been there, done that
sorry did i say 12? i meant 20.
finals got me fucked up but im done wit school next week so i can get back to writing something not ungodly boring
@BigZoomba Bruh I can't even count that high
WOOOO I LOVE WRITING 12 PAGE PAPERS FUCK
okay completely fucking random but can someone tell my lazy ass to go study and do my homework. my motivation is in the absolute gutter but I feel like if im doing it for you beautiful bastards then it will be worth it.
@MeWhenSenator GUESS WHOS WRITING AN ESSAY RIGHT NOWWWWWW
@ BigZoomba DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
@Mason_Gill FUCK no i have to