You already know me. I'm still gay.

I honestly don't care what pronouns you call me by, just don't use she/her

I put the "fun" in dysfunctional, and I have a mantra, that the only 'men' I can trust is Ramen. So if I grab your arm, and you're not made of Ramen, I'm just going to kill you-Aron_hey_Aron on TikTok

If we become friends, just know that I'll be greeting you with things like: Hey there wh*re, how's it hanging?