Biggest_Albertofan
Zip zop
Biggest_Albertofan
Biggest_Albertofan
I wish Kurt Cobain didn’t Kurt gobang himself :(
Biggest_Albertofan
I hate gay people… god they get a whole month and straight people get nothing like wtf (im joking im literally pan)
-crypticlilies
@Biggest_Albertofan (late but still-) I swear, just this morning, I was just trying to enjoy my June, and these dirty gays started falling from the sky! It's raining gays, for straight's sake! And these gays started mating right on my lawn! I am currently writing a petition for these gays to have their own country called "Gaytopia" so they leave us straight's alone in June!
Biggest_Albertofan
@bouquetofaesthetic_ EXACTLY!!! My birthday is in june and I find it utterly disgusting that these gays just get to flaunt rainbows and they get a whole month to themselves!?
-crypticlilies
@Biggest_Albertofan I know right...like, us straight people get genuinely nothing. We don't even have flags or a parade. How come we only get 11 months per year? And pride month is in J U N E? Are they trying to say something? (As another pan person, this is also a joke)
Biggest_Albertofan
Its my motherfuckin BIRTHDAYYYYYY
Biggest_Albertofan
SKIBIDI GYATT GYATT GYATT… OHIO RIZZ
Biggest_Albertofan
Wait I joined wattpad 2 years ago
Biggest_Albertofan
Damn i lost followers………
Oh well back into the shadows i go!
Biggest_Albertofan
Will you guys come back if I watch hazbin hotel :c
Biggest_Albertofan
If dads dont want thot daughters why do they traumatize them, like god do you expect me to get into Harvard w my daddy issues??? No im going to go be a slut, ty goodbye sir (yes I stole this from someone at my school)
Biggest_Albertofan
My house is so COLD. WTF IS THIS I THOUGHT TEXAS WAS HOT