HI! My name is Bilbo, but you can call me Bilbo. My favourite Pokemon is Haxorus! 

I have many secret hideouts hidden in my house which I use to escape the daily abomination that is my family. 

I has no friends =(

But that's OxygenPotassium

Vote for my shtufffs if you got my nerdy reference.

Oh and by the way, if you happen to be walking down the street and see an enormous black dragon, don't call the police, he's mine.
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