Bilbo_Bobbins

To the three people reading this, I am leaving Wattpad. I don't know if I really need to do this shit or if I am just tired, but this is the end for me. I know you all probably knew that, but I felt the need to disclose this. You probably only found my profile from my shitty book I wrote in 7th grade and the rest of the shitty series from 8th grade, so there will be no more. Also, I will republish Bobbins' Last Adventure despite it being the worst thing I have ever shit out. I have some strange feeling that I should delete the account because I hate the entire series I wrote, but there are so many memories attached to it, so I will let it stay. Anyway, I am glad to have had the Wattpad experience (I know that sounds gay) and I am glad to have been able to learn how to write. With that disclosed, goodbye forever, fuckers.
          
          -Bobbins

SAVAGE BRO

fuck me hard until my ass bleeds papi

I just saw your comments in a book "explaining" genders and I fucking love you ～(^з^)-♡

thanks my nigger

thanks for adding my book to you're reading list, but i'm about to block you because of the derogatory words you use. (and i would add a meme like "my mom died of cancer," but she did so)

Stop commenting shit on my book 

Hey boys. https://www.wattpad.com/story/97670298

To any of those who haven't died yet, I'm writing a new book. Be there, faggots.

 Life is like coffee.  A once thrilling but now mundane ritual that made me lose all hope.