Bill lives with his wife and two daughters in Airdrie, Alberta, where he wonders things like why the plural form of moose is also moose. It's very confusing. Also, why don't more werewolves have underpants? The people who turned into werewolves wore underpants. Plus, underpants are stretchy, so they wouldn't just tear off like all the other bits of clothing.

Occasionally the author cobbles these thoughts into a story.

Furthermore, the author is a lovely person, who in no way has suffered a psychotic break from trying to write about himself in the third person. He would never, for instance, be standing directly behind me as I write this, holding something stabby, with a malicious look of intent in his eyes.

So, to summarize, the author: lovely person, likes moose (although can't be certain if that is one moose or many moose), werewolf enthusiast, and not in any way crazy.

Oh yeah, you may or may not want to contact him at Bill.Bienz@gmail.com.