Axyl or Author

Bill is spoiling everything for me in my friends storyyyyyyyy. It sucksssss. Never agree to let Bill tell you how things end.
          
          He's telling me the ending to every chapter and just fucking stabbing me in the frontal lobe with images that (I think) are from Chaos's mind. And it hurtsssss.
          
          Uggghhhhhh just let me read the story in peaceeeeee. Please Billlll.
          
          (Ps, go read Anywhere But Here by @AnIncarnationOfChaos)

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I need some votes. Should I write another chapter of the British Bill thing even tho I said it would only be a one-shot?

Alright here's your crash course on HOW TO WRITE BRITISH!
          
          1) American words and spellings
          Favorite becomes favourite, color becomes colour. Jelly is jam and Jell-O is jelly. Fries are chips and chips are crisps.
          
          2) Slang
          British people use a lot of "old-fashioned" sayings, so write in some proverbs, but don't overdo it. We don't spend our days debating Middle Ages philosophy lmao
          Also British people use slang, but not in the same way as Americans. Friends are mates, we drop our h's so hello becomes 'ello!, and we don't tend to use words like y'all, rizz, sigma, anything brainrotted we don't say a lot of, strangely. (However I don't know a single gay person who doesn't say y'all, so keep that in mind lmao.)
          
          3) Stereotypes
          Most British people can say a bottle of water, we just choose to say it wrong because it's funny. Also, we do talk about tea and the weather far too much. This is all true and I give you full permission to make Bill the most stereotypical Brit you've ever known (partially because it would be completely hilarious)
          
          Anyway that's what I can think off from the top of my head, feel free to ask me any follow up questions! Hope you have a nice day!

Hey, I think your writing is cool. You should submit it to us so we can publish it! We’re a new middle grade literary magazine. Check us out? ❤️ 
          
          (Psst. Gravity falls is AWESOME.)

In your walls. My freind owns the ceilings so I can't have those... Who's your friend?

Okay, I fixed the cryptogram.

@Franciscoxz_ I'm not too into BillDip, but I'll still read it! Thanks!

OH MY BILLS, I CAN NOT DEAL WITH THE CHILDREN ON MY SCHOOL BUS. AKXKCKDNSKSFKFJSJCODMWHXIFKEHDHCCJGJTJEJDXUCIVNRJEJDJXCJGKTKDJ
          
          I AM CRASHING OUT RIGHT NOW THEY ARE SO IMMATURE AND THERE'S 10 DAYS LEFT OF SCHOOL! TEN!
          
          AND THEY CAN'T HELP BUT GET INTO FICKING TROUBLE AND IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO STRANGLE THE ENTIRE BACK OF THE BUS KDKEJDMFMGODD.
          
          Alright. Anger is out. Sorry about that. Just had a minor crash out.

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