Axyl or Author

Not using this app anymore, have moved to Ao3 under the name MandatoryWeirdness. May or may not move some of my stories from here to there. Expect no more updates from me on here.
          
          Am also on Tumblr: @axylcalcorcipher.

I like ur pfp a lot :3

are you an orphanage
          … because i want to burn you to the ground
          (alternative: because i want to put my children inside you)

Why the hell are people still voting for my Ai written story.
          
          Like. It's not good. It's not even a story. It just. There. Why are you looking for this thing. Why are you FINDING IT. Go away. 

THANKS FOR THE FOLLOW 

Bill is spoiling everything for me in my friends storyyyyyyyy. It sucksssss. Never agree to let Bill tell you how things end.
          
          He's telling me the ending to every chapter and just fucking stabbing me in the frontal lobe with images that (I think) are from Chaos's mind. And it hurtsssss.
          
          Uggghhhhhh just let me read the story in peaceeeeee. Please Billlll.
          
          (Ps, go read Anywhere But Here by @AnIncarnationOfChaos)

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I need some votes. Should I write another chapter of the British Bill thing even tho I said it would only be a one-shot?

Alright here's your crash course on HOW TO WRITE BRITISH!
          
          1) American words and spellings
          Favorite becomes favourite, color becomes colour. Jelly is jam and Jell-O is jelly. Fries are chips and chips are crisps.
          
          2) Slang
          British people use a lot of "old-fashioned" sayings, so write in some proverbs, but don't overdo it. We don't spend our days debating Middle Ages philosophy lmao
          Also British people use slang, but not in the same way as Americans. Friends are mates, we drop our h's so hello becomes 'ello!, and we don't tend to use words like y'all, rizz, sigma, anything brainrotted we don't say a lot of, strangely. (However I don't know a single gay person who doesn't say y'all, so keep that in mind lmao.)
          
          3) Stereotypes
          Most British people can say a bottle of water, we just choose to say it wrong because it's funny. Also, we do talk about tea and the weather far too much. This is all true and I give you full permission to make Bill the most stereotypical Brit you've ever known (partially because it would be completely hilarious)
          
          Anyway that's what I can think off from the top of my head, feel free to ask me any follow up questions! Hope you have a nice day!

Hey, I think your writing is cool. You should submit it to us so we can publish it! We’re a new middle grade literary magazine. Check us out? ❤️ 
          
          (Psst. Gravity falls is AWESOME.)