Dudesicle

I just read this fire Stanley uris fanfic and I'm sobbing so hard the god damn dog died and it hurt so bad but it's such a good book

I've always wondered what viagra feels like

I got my new phone it's lowkey fire. I wanted my 100x zoom for fun tho. It's also kind of hard to type

So I went to shower after getting high as fuck but once I came out, it literally all hit and I feel like a walking zombie

I personally recommend hawaii lust to all of my little minion buddies. It's actually so good I cannot It was the first jenna book I read. I was gonna say first book but I read every single moo book beforehand. IM BEING SO FR HAWAII LUST IS SO FUCKING GOOD 

Absolutely bored and high out of my mindd this little stick better last the week or I physically cannot do it

I'm getting a new phone today so like I might lose my info to get back into lots of things so rip the beloved right toe if this happens

I'm getting back into getting high and using my oculus to talk to strangers in virtual reality because I'm just that bored

So I'm alone now since my brother woke up all heaving and gasping for air and now he's going to the er !! Maybe I should stop smoking

So I just walked into my humble abode trying to take a shit but a bunch of fuckass wood eating shits are in my sink and on my walls so now I'm scared of my bathroom