"What's with your assistant? She looks like she's going to rape me!"
"She likes guys in armani suit. If you're planning to pester me even in my office, you have to deal with it."
"Great, and next time I'll be in my pajamas instead."
"No use, she likes you so much."
"WHY DO YOU EVEN HIRE A GIRL LIKE HER!?"
"Precautions."
"Like what? I barging in your office?"
"Exactly."
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I'm going to get killed if I post this story.