#EmbraceSummersberry
Occupation: Your daddy's sugar baby.
Sup stalkers.-.
I'm that girl your mummy and daddy warned you about. I haven't got a single clue what I am on about and I supposedly have no friends. Even though I'm pretty sure everyone's my friend.
I want to tell you that if you start arguing with me, I will probably punch you in the face.(Ask the kids at ma school.-.)
I am unfortunately unsure of what to post here...
When I think I'm ready, I will find my dream lover by shouting across the halls and on twitter to my four followers, WHAT TEAM? Who ever replies with WILDCATS will be my one and only true love.
Jeremy Kyle is my Dad.
Donald Trump is my Mum.
Obama is my uncle.
Shrek is my brother.(We're identical)
So yep.
1) My IQ ranges from a 160(supposedly) to 80, depending on who I'm with.
2) I have severe social anxiety.
3) Brendon Urie is sexayyy.
4) I freaking love big fat dogs. Long fur annoys the fudge out of me. :P
5) I read cannibal books because I've always had a fascination for all things murderous.
6) I know the words to every song ever made.
7) I know a ton of random facts, some may scare you.
8) Nightcore is my favourite type of music. Although I've been getting into some serious emo sh!t lately...
I love keyboard faces for some reason...
My best comeback when people just annoy the unicorn rays out of me is: "fight me".
I say "dude" too much.
My only friends are the ones I find on Omegle and Roblox. Don't judge.
I am a gamer girl although very few know it. The boys are always talking about cod and fifa and I'm just either disagreeing or agreeing with them in my mind.
I know I'm boring, you don't need to remind me. If you do, I have the right mind to get off this unicorn and smite yo aśś.
Toodaloo for now.
That's bout it.
- JoinedApril 27, 2016
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