"Rules are like children, if you brake one and nobody knows, nobody knows."
- LooseRomi
" You fell out of a tree, what are you, and acorn?"
" And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, I got a squip!"
" It's better than drugs... It's FROM JAPAAAAANNNNNNNNN!~"
"Kurt Kelly, smartest guy on the football team, which is kinda like being the tallest dwarf."
"Sincerely me,
My sisters hot!"
"And if Regina is the sun, then I'm a disco ball, cause I'm just as bright and fun, if you had alcohol..."
"And so I built a bomb, tonight our school is Vietnam!"
"One, two, FUCK IT"
"She's leaving! Just like my dad..."
"I'm sorry for laughing at you for the time you got diarrhea on the fairs wheel, and I'm sorry for repeating it now, and I'm sorry for the people below us"
"I am cure sex cancer, sex cancer doesn't exist, ... I did it"
"I'm astounded and bnon-plussed
I am filled with calculust!"
"I'll call you Sweetheart if you spot me fifty papes~ ;)"
"WeLl WhAt EvEr HaPpEnEd To RoMaNcE¿¿¿"
"MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE!~"
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