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official update: my ronald mcdonald x shrek book got deleted for mature chapters. very much upset by this :( would you guys like for me to rewrite it or should i just move on and let it stay dead

bro where tf is my shrek book DID IT GET DELETED

did i rlly just ditch this acc for months? yes. am i back? yes. SOMEONES GOTTA UPDATE THE SHREK BOOK

haha satan

Don’t Mind me I am just going to steal the nice poem in our bio

men have the natural scent of bullshit and moist cheeto fingers

some of y’all gonna call me crazy for defending the antichrist, but i’d cause the end of the world too if someone took me to an all boy’s school. idc if it’s full of magical dudes, that place must STINK

UPDATE UPDATE

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE BABY TAKE CONTROL NOW WE CANT EVEN SLOW DOWN

how unwise of you to believe you were ever able to escape my grasps
          i have you where i want you now
          and you will pay the price of eternity for your ungodly sins, wench