Welcome to my, F****** epic profile. I is a fellow Redditor ;D You know who ya are! Now, haters gonna hate. 
When people are underwater in movies, i hold my breath to see if i would've survived. 
KEEP CALM AND FUCKING FAKE AN ENGLISH ACCENT- I do it all the time ;) 
That awkward moment when your playing with your pen and then it fly's out of your hand and across the room, then acting like it wasn't you when everyone starts to stare at you like 'WTF'.

"What comes after the letter P?" Normal People: "Q" Me: "Wait, A, B, C, D, E, F, G...

*le neighbors outside*
Sister: be quiet or the neighbors are gonna think were crazy .
Me:*screams out loud* IM ON DRUGSS
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░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████████░░░░░░░<---- Mii reaction to the neighbors faces.
Friend: "OMG! A cockroach!" Me: "Dude, chill it`s just a cockroach." *Roach opens its wings* Me: "Run bitch, run!"
 *Stranger walks by*. *Me getting funny idea*. *fakes being on the phone*, Me: Okay, plan a is now in action for killing the president. *stranger gives me a look like WTF. *I look over at him still faking being on the phone* Me: Shit we've been spotted. Shoot the guy in the red shirt. Stranger: *quickly walks away eyes fucking wide as saucers*. 
TRUE STORY