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I’m upset my honeymoon is over
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A mom who sends her kids to the daycare I work at asked me if I could babysit her kids tonight, and Jesus Christ why the hell do they have so many cameras in their house. What do you think I’m gonna do, steal your shït box wine?
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@RubySlippers_ bruh she came home and I asked if she wanted to know how it went and she said “no I’ll just watch the tapes” LIKE WTF
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I told my mom that I am pregnant today and she started to book a flight to come see me while I was on the phone with her sjskjsksss
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Lukas made a joke about giving sex up for lent and he better be fucking joking cause that’s not ok
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why did my mom just call me to ask “Camellia. What is a juul?”
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@heskindaharry apparently my brothers stole a juul, I’m so glad I don’t live with those idiots anymore lmao
RubySlippers_
i miisssss uuuuu!!! girl, gotta get on Ambition!! need you inappropriate thoughts and aggressive comments to keep me going LMAO! ILY xx
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@RubySlippers_ I’m gonna get on that rn, but if it makes you feel any better the reason I haven’t been on it was inappropriate and aggressive
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Y’all I just went to Bohemian Rhapsody. Damn. That shit was good.
kxnglarreh
hello love! i have written a new book and i was wondering if you would check it out? it is a poem book and i would love for feedback?? sorry for bothering you!
friesandfiction
Thanks for reading and your comments on Stranded! Hope you enjoy it x