Robbie Rotten's Metaphysical Son

If a child screams in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Do you want to hear the corniest joke?
          Corn.

Knock knock.
          Who's there?
          Interrupting cow.
          Interrupting–
          Moo.

Today I cried more than I have in my entire life. Go me!

If you are what you eat then I'm a human being.

You know what's upsetting?
          The fact that the entire Bee Movie script can't fit in the 2000 character limit of a conversation post.

It is currently 3:16 in the morning and I am not tired at all.

Have you ever licked Ronnie Radke's butthole? 

Pumpkin spice latte is every white girls dream!!!

Bananas