Random kid: Wait, are you a guy or a girl?
Me: You wanna do a question are so you can find out? Or do you wanna kiss and figure out how you feel afterwards?
Me: C'mere sweet cheeks, come gimme a kiashh MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH
Me: So how do you feel, do you feel gay or straight?
Random kid: Uhhhhhhhh...