Hello, I'm a human trashbag, I'm happy I swear.

Harry Potter:

House: Hufflepuff

Wand: 14 in. Elderwood with a unicorn hair core

Patronus: Greyhound

Favorite Books: The Lord of the rings, Harry Potter, and The Hobbit.

Favorite Movies: Kubo, The Matrix 1 2 & 3, The Iron Giant, and Who Killed Captain Alex.

My favorite webcomic: TwoKinds, if you want to read it, be warned, it's not for anyone who doesn't know about the birds and the bees, it's first comic came out in the year 2005 (I think).

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again." 

G-man, opening speech, Half-Life 2.