Obsession? What do you mean I have an obsession? (hides book behind back)

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Does being fluent in sarcasm count as a second language?

I used to hear voices all the time but we're fine now...Shut up!! I said we're fine now!! Ahem, yes we're fine now.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the fuck is drinking my pop.

I'm not short I'm fun sized.