Mr. Dumbass

Yall better believe i'm poppin' open one of these, sitting back and relaxing to the sweet sounds of John Denver

Okay, i know this is copying Tables but, Schwomp, is not trademarked. So that's it boys... Schwomp™

hAhA, my mom thinks i need serious help now because I cut my arm a few times
          *laughs in a worried way*

Everyone else is doing it...
          https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=PjTp2uq

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
          THE "NIGHTCORED" A MILLION DREAMS FROM THE GREATEST SHOWMAN
          what has the world come to
          next is gonna be some fucking nightcore of the spongebob squarepants theme song

Hiya there!

To be fairly honest, I think the reason why i'm suicidal is because I'm scared of whats to come and my past

why is it gotta be a topic of people saying "I hate people who"
          now i know i have had my fair share, but leave it a one and done
          not like anybody is gonna see this

I think we can all agree that any movie Jim Carrey is in, makes it 10 times better. But Bruce Almighty is one of my favorite movies ever.

I swear to god, if my sister fucking Sk's one more time slap her with her fucking slip on Vans